The lifts in my building are...temperamental to say the least.
Today the middle lift has an out of order sign on it. I have a feeling that it broke down with the postman inside as i'm waiting on some very important post (eBay purchases) and it normally arrives before lunch.
The Duchess and I went expeditioning in search of the missing post/postman and rode the left side lift down to the ground, I poked my head out of the lift to look around and was nearly eaten by the lift.
Cakes, I am. But not for eating.
Clearly someone needs to feed the lift.
*Introductory Note- The Duchess: Boss/Best Friend/Partner in Crime/Adventure Buddy..you will come to know her well.